subbed for another coffee shop yesterday, I was working on a drink. And this sista, clearly gotta short wig/weave, eyebrows done, outfit very much considered but not flattering cause it was for work.
She’s talking to the other barista and she goes, “Girl you need to come up so we can give you a make over.”
And she looks at me and goes “Oh you should get one too, ya know fix them eyebrows, give um an arch or something dang!”
And I reply, “Yeah ya know, I would I’m just too lazy-don’t really care.”
And she goes, “You too lazy? You shouldn’t be! You’d look so pretty if you got a make over and just fixed those eyebrows.”
Now see, I’m a simple person, every so often (I mean…this is once in a damn blue Moon) I’ll pluck my eyebrows, not necessarily to the state that she would have them, but just even um out a bit.
The fact is I hated her in that second for telling me I that I would look prettier with some foundation smeared on my face, blush, eye shadow, a good pluck for my eyebrows to arch, lip stick and some eyeliner.
Sure some women like to get all gussied up like that.
I semi gussy, proudly and that’s the way I like it.
HOWEVER- I dislike that natural beauty isn’t a common phenomena.
That more women feel more comfortable with a more evenly colored mask than one’s own skin-a common issue that has been debated back and forth.
Not saying it’s bad to gussy up-but it’s not bad to NOT gussy up as well.
The fact that there are HOT OR NOT pics of actresses with and without make up…come on guys. Come onnnnn.
I hate grocery shopping cause when I go to the check out line that might be 2-10 minutes long in a wait. All I have to look at are headlines that say on these Magazines
"How to Lose Weight"
"New Mascara blahblahblah"
"Look at this actress with chubby rolls, ew aren’t they nasty!"
"How to diet!"
"How to catch a man hashtag bitch you best look like Rihanna"
"Weight Loss diet for the ages! And still eat what you want!"
"How to get this body!"
"How to look like you’re a run way model"
"Make up galore!"
DEAR PICTURE YES I WANT MY FUCKING COOKIE.
For giving little shits, but loving my bod…and my oily slightly acned face. Bitch I’m human-back off…